we all have a favorite eyebrow
"I want a plus-sized princess!"
"I want a princess who can’t sing!"
"I want a princess who can fight!"
"I want a non-traditional princess!"
In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.
~ me when im showing people the guy i like (via teamrocketing)
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
"Even mistakes can be wonderful." - Robin Williams
~ (via unnostalgic)
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”
IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID
You know, if you couldn’t tell from the fact that she has stripped down to her bra and panties.
Jennifer about the fans
#her bodyguard tho
"You all need jesus."
From my photo session with @LoveYourLines (on Instagram).
My love lines. No shame.
My daughter came from this body. She left behind the evidence of her residency.
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